(改編而來的渣翻譯((最後兩句太(不)好(會)笑(翻)了保留原文(?)XD
此身為漢堡所成血如圓麵包,心似漢堡肉縱橫無數速食店而飽腹未曾有過投訴亦未曾有過退貨其常立於收銀台前,獨醉於勝利之中Yet, those hands will never hold hamburger.So as I pray, “UNLIMITED BURGER WORKS”
(已經笑死了((Emiya對不起